Yet another bit of evidence showing that climate alarmists and other eco-freaks are unhinged wackadoodles
Men should urinate outside on their compost heaps to help fertilise their gardens and save on flushing the lavatory, the National Trust has urged.
The rather unusual practice is already actively encouraged at stately homes around the country where pee bales have been deposited in secluded areas of National Trust gardens to allow male members of staff to relieve themselves.
The Trust, which actively campaigns on climate change, said answering the call of nature outside saves both on water and the energy used in flushing the lavatory.
At Wimpole Estate in Cambridgeshire up to 20 male staff are being encouraged to use a straw pee bale that is then added to the compost heap and eventually spread on the garden and fields.
Is there any need to discuss how nuts this is? Nope. But, we can always pray three times a day to Mother Gaia to help her cool down. Oh, wait, we are already cooling down.