Playboy, That Magazine Of Free Expression, Goes Major Hater

I wonder if Janet Napolitano and her unbiased *cough cough* DHS will issue a report on this left wing hatred? (via Hot Air)

The Top 10 Conservative Women Wed Like To Filibuster (reminder: Playboy is not safe for work!)

Obama promised us the dream of post-partisanship—a cuckoo land where party affiliation and factional animosity were forgotten. Turn on cable news or open any newspaper, however, and you’ll quickly discover that the dream has yet to materialize. But there is a way to reach across the aisle without letting principles fall by the wayside. We speak, naturally, of the hate [f**k]. We may despise everything these women represent, but goddammit they’re hot. Let the healing begin.

The words themselves are, of course, spelled in full over at Playboy, things like (bad words below the inline more tag)

Michelle Malkin:

Who:This highly f**kable Filipina is a massively popular blogger who is known to dress up like a cheerleader on occasion (see video). She’s also a regular on Fox News, where her tight body and get-off-my-lawn stare just scream, “Do me!” (Playboy adds some blatant racism)

How Could You?Beelzebabe is as bad as it gets. To wit, her book defending WWII’s Japanese internment camps, her abetting death threats against a student protest group, and, of course, the frothing idiocy she publishes daily on her eponymous website.

The Hate F**k Rating:Worse than f**king Eva Braun.

Pamela Gellar:

Who: A stone-cold ZILF (i.e. Zionist I’d Like to F**k) in possession of a thick Long Island accent and a top-heavy frame, Geller video blogs from her California king-sized bed in the company of her dogs. Perhaps she’s looking for a more man-sized companion? (Playboy adds some anti-Semistism into the mix)

How Could You? This shrieking harpy is willing to entertain any and every anti-Islamic sentiment you’ve got, then give it prominent play on her website with ALL CAPS, ample misspellings and tortured logic.

The Hate F**k Rating:Even a Silkwood shower won’t get rid of the stench of Fascist divorcée and Elizabeth Arden’s Red Door.

Others on the List: Megyn Kelly, Mary Katherine Hamm, Amanda Carpenter, Elizabeth Hassleback, Dana Perino, Laura Ingraham, Pamela Gellar (Excitable Chucky should be dropping a screed on this shortly,) Michelle Bachmann, Peggy Noonan. Imagine had Playboy (a site and magazine that is less relevant then Newsweek) tried to do a list like this of Liberal women, using bigotry, racism, and just plain hatred. Oh, wait

Woops! Looks like Playboy sent the article down ye olde memory hole, via John Hawkins, who tried to call Playboy and find out why.

Anyone know how to get the relavant images out of a Firefox cache?

Final update: The Activist Conservative Blog has screenshots of all 10 pages. Thanks to Hugh in the comments.